Sunday, August 14, 2011

Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS! Cincinnati Bengals football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Marvin Lewis immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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