The Holy Land

A man and his ever nagging wife were on a holiday trip to Jerusalem when the wife suddenly took ill and died. The undertaker informed the man that it would cost $5000 to ship her home or she could be buried there for $50. Without a second thought the husband said, ship her home! The undertaker said, Sir why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and save yourself lots of money? To which the man replied Sir a very very very long time ago a man named Jesus was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead, I can't take that chance with this Bitch!!!!